A Santa Catastrophe
Santa came to our house last night
The last stop on his weary flight,
Thinking of cookies or dreaming of beer.
Whatever, something happened I fear.
Headfirst he tumbled out of his sleigh
As all of his reindeer just flew away.
He fell straight down, downward into
Our old and tarry chimney flue.
Needless to say, he raised quite a fuss
And I heard many a new-to-me cuss.
We are not sure just what to do
So Santa is stuck in our dirty old flue.